I was just at another site and there are some find girls down in dr - are they that hot or was I seeing things. The pictures were slammin I SAW THEM AT WWW.xxx.COM

What is the site name url?

Unfortunately Mirage, you were just seeing things. Down here, in the DR, the women are short, fat, malnourished (if they're skinny), often toothless, exercise poor hygiene skills, and lacking shame, guilt, adult supervision, ethics, values, and morals--and these are just the educated ones.

No, unfortunately, those websites that you and your friends are researching are out to decieve you and your posse--usually people from the east coast sporting tattoos, redneck values, hood principles, and just slightly above illterate. instead, save your money, and book yourself a ticket down to either Tijuana, Mexico or Jacksonville, Florida. you're much more likely to find the kind of classy, educated, world class girls that possess your higher standards of living and higher taste in the finer things in life--that you and your friends are looking for.

Nothing to find down here. don't waste your money.

Sincerely, Frank

Don't listen to that ass hole, he is full of SHIT.
Lots of HOT Chicas here. Finding the right one that wont rip you off is the key. Getting sex that's easy around $30 US Oral $10 US.

Alberto,

I apologize. first, i didn't realize that Oral sex was only $10!! Hell, i spend that on coffee everyday in City Market. Secondly, When you say that sex is only $30, could you be more specific? what kind of sex is being included in that price? is it just the normal "MIssionary Position," or are they more flexible? One last question, when advertising on the internet, in a newspaper that is read by people of all ages, including presumably young people, do you think it is a good idea to advertise sex prices? Still, i want to thank for sharing the information about Oral sex prices. Had i known that you could get oral sex here for only $10, i think i would have given up my $10 coffee habit and re-invested that money in the Oral department. Tell me, though, the girls giving these oral treatments for $10...do they brush their teeth beforehand?

Thank you, Sincerely, FRank

Alberto,

Again, i want to apologize if i offended you. You really got me thinking about this $10 for oral sex. I've been sitting here doing some basic math and i came to the conclusion that my russian girlfriend is costing me at least $40 a day. between feeding her, going to the supermarket, paying her bar tabs, buying female hygiene stuff, etc, i fugure i must be shelling out somewhere around $1200-$1500 a month on her! Now, if i were to get rid of her, and get on this payment plan of $10 a day for oral sex, i would save at least $30 a day. this comes to around a $900 savings a month. Now i'm no math genius or rocket scientist--in fact i don't even know how to spell either word--but, i could really save a lot of headaches of maintaining a girlfriend and having to feed her as well. What do you think?

Frank,you are the best

More importantly, has Frank decided one way or the other?
Russian girlfriend or contracters?

Look, this is a real dilemma for me. women are expensive. i'm not kidding. i'm doing everything under the sun in order to save money but, the money is flying out the window faster then i can make it. i tried shutting the windows, locking them down. trust me. i nailed them down shut and then super glued them. but women have a special key that can open up Fort Knox. that's why they're seldom incarcerated. they're Hudini, only more specialized, more stealthy, flexible, agile, and better equipped to escape modern traps. they think money grows on trees. i've considered going the oral route for $10 a day but, i realize that not the answer either. that comes to $300 a month, or $3,650,00 a year. instead, i'm going the cheaper route; i'm buying a big pump of hand cream--fortified with vitamins A & B, and a large roll of toilet paper from Amway, and locking myself in my room.

I've been thinking more about the answer to maintaining a women down here. the more i think about it, i think the financial answer to saving mankind is: Hand Cream. Hand cream is the answer to all of the world's problems. let's face it. Hand cream saves you money, it saves you having more children, it makes you stronger, it builds stronger formearms, and ultimately, it saves mankind from the spending habits of women. Hand cream is your friend. Don't be afraid of it, and don't neglect it.

Frank, I tried your hand cream and toilet paper solution and really enjoyed it. So much in fact that it now costs me more than $10 a day, so I may have to move on to the oral solution, before I go bankrupt (or blind).